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THE HOLY MORTAR ROUND - of Antioch is on it's way




IN MOTHER RUSSIA - Alcohol Habit Supports You


TAGS: more wodka anyone
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Retrochcop

salearling - July 25, 2014, 5:14 pm
That is friggan awsome.


HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !


TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Budog

theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm
FREAKING AWESOME 5L XD XD XD XD LOL XD


TIMING - really is everything


TAGS: smores verdeckt capnbaked
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:58 am
Fantastic!
R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:39 pm
That's awesome!
Hicktown - June 30, 2011, 12:05 pm
Presentation is everything!!! I love it!
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:31 am
I am glad everyone enjoyed that. I lol'd making it
coldinjected - June 30, 2011, 10:45 am
Pure genius as usual!
motinet - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am

And this is why Airman is the new king of Motifake
Peso - June 30, 2011, 6:11 am
Classic! 5Ls
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 5:44 am
but.. but... I brought enough for everyone.
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:59 pm
Yes, most excellent.
Greeny - June 29, 2011, 6:59 pm
It just doesn't get much better than thi5!


THE MORE YOU STARE.... -


TAGS: the more you stare funny gets
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by 0DD

rudeboy308 - May 23, 2011, 7:37 pm
I'm seeing more Ralphie May in this one.
Koradan - September 29, 2009, 3:41 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen, GABRIEL IGLASIAS!!


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


WELL THIS SUCKS! - So much for joining the Dark Side. They're out of cookies.




AMBIGUITY - There are those times when more specific instructions are helpful ...


TAGS: ambiguity more specific instructions helpful
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 30, 2012, 7:21 pm
woof


BEER - I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day




ATHEISTS -


TAGS: way more time for fun
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

Justflipit - August 31, 2011, 11:33 am
5 Lolz
Sean - August 27, 2011, 10:29 pm
Atheists. That's how we roll ... on the backs of believers.
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:43 pm

lolz
the1stCOMMI3 - August 24, 2011, 5:49 pm
dammit, dammit, dammit!!! I coulda thought of that 5hit!
Verdeckt - August 24, 2011, 5:47 pm
I'd say post it to Ph**o Bomber but I don't want it taken out of context ;)


THIS WEEK ON AMISH GONE BAD -


TAGS: no more coveting
Rating: 4.86/5

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Verdeckt - April 19, 2012, 6:30 am
This summer on E!.. A'mish Behavin'
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:48 am
Oh, I love this one!...'no more coveting'...best tag I've seen in awhile
MrRandom - April 16, 2012, 9:16 pm
Sounds like a movie pitch.
Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:12 pm
Just search Google News for Amish beard cutting attacks. Amish vs Amish.
Hawamleh - April 16, 2012, 8:37 pm
What's their story ?
crankyhead - April 16, 2012, 7:44 pm
These guys family name is Mullet. Oh the irony.


IS YOUR WIFE A GOER? -




MOVING ON -




CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all...


TAGS: but in our culture you can be da bomb more than once
Rating: 4.49/5

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Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:19 pm
AMSOME!


1950'S VALUES -


TAGS: back in the day 1950 s divorce evil women were more honest
Rating: 4.03/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 27, 2013, 12:43 pm
I think it had to do something with people's warped values; e.g. stick with the lying, cheating, abusive bastard because God approves would otherwise disapprove. Btw, is that Mary Tyler Moore?
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:20 pm
Touche, Akbar.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 1:16 pm
I do not believe prison is the same as group therapy. It is a group but the thera**utic part is questionable until there is a riot
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 1:12 pm
We're all in group therapy... it's good to have help from others your mom has affected.
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:55 pm
The mom trap is inescapable and no group therapy...the others in the group would not be safe
agdaniele - October 24, 2010, 12:53 pm
Group therapy time, Akbar? Is she the one trap you didn't escape from unharmed?
AdmiralAckbar - October 24, 2010, 12:51 pm
Where did he find a picture of my mom
rerun - October 24, 2010, 12:49 pm

sad, a wasted pic


CHARLES DARWIN - He was right all along.


TAGS: noah it s his fault we have no more dinosaurs
Rating: 3.88/5

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freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:03 pm
lol


OFFICE POLITICS #14 - The reward for good work is more work.




MORE TO LIFE THAN TECHNOLOGY - Have you plugged in today ?


TAGS: more to life than technology
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Budog

nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:26 pm
The Matrix has you.
TheOne - June 19, 2012, 2:07 pm
I like it. 4L.


LIONS - With this many haters around.... They may mean nothing at all!


TAGS: more negative lions are given out by haters than positive ones by fans your low ratings may be a sign of respect your high rating may mean nothing at all comments and compliments mean more than lions
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

crazzyd77 - December 29, 2012, 8:16 pm
How sad
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 5:48 pm
"prolly have aids by now" WTF are you even talking about?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 3, 2009, 4:42 pm
You have a lot of anger in you GrimFilth........Show us on the dolly where the bad man touched you, You'll feel better.
GrimFilth - December 3, 2009, 4:28 pm
3 fat f***s and many rangers. bet the fatties can't even track down a sandwich in the fridge. It comforts me knowing they prolly have aids by now, and they can't see their own p****es
MrRandom - December 3, 2009, 12:32 am
know it alls been a very racist commenter for some time.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:25 am
I see what you mean...taking something innocent as the crew for the Big Game hunt standing in the background, like a Coach would in a Team Ph**o, and making it racist!
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:20 am
Hey, I didn't know WTF you talking about there Space...So I took a sh** in the dark
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:19 am
I meant Knowitalls version and comment. I like TTH's poster.
BoneCD - December 3, 2009, 12:17 am
Me too, I can see the Lion's figs...so d*** disgusting.
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 12:15 am
I'm a bit surprised that his poster was approved.
rerun - December 2, 2009, 5:29 pm

Well, we all know that know it all is prone to being racist.
LogicDude - December 2, 2009, 5:26 pm
But Know_nothing's version is as racist as his comment below is...
rerun - December 2, 2009, 3:31 pm

know it posted his own version of this poster....lame
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 3:25 pm
I'm pretty sure those are the knowledgeable guides that took the fat guys out there, knowitall. They get paid to keep the fatties alive, not pose as tough guys.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 3:03 pm
lol, all the black people had to stand in the back
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:23 pm
X-tra, try making this poster... use the same picture, but add your text. Submit it... I'll approve it. Let's see how it does. Please and thank you.
Jericho - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Hmm...Maybe Next Picture They Can Take With A Bunch Of Slaughtered Defenseless Baby Otters...*****les.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:11 pm
xopster i think you missed the joke. we vote in lions on motifake.....
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:09 pm
great picture, stupid text. How about: Q How mandy ***ks with guns does it take to kill a beautiful Lion? Answer....
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:05 pm
I agree with you TTH as well
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:01 pm
I totally agree with the sentiment TrashHeap. Comments count, votes don't amount. 5Ls
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:41 pm
Just learn not to care about ratings. If at least 1 regular likes my poster enough to comment I am happy.
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:37 pm
I registered this complaint a month ago in the forum. It's Irritating.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 5:24 pm
A portait of a dead lion and a pack of a**holes. Demotivating all right.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:17 pm
3.67 after 3 votes! Thanks for proving my point hater!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 5:09 pm
Thanx GS. It came to me in a dream.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 5:07 pm
5 HooRahs!


HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM... -


TAGS: no more us manned space program what to do with all those miles iceman
Rating: 4.96/5

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Airman - July 25, 2011, 4:03 pm
sad state of affair5
forseti - July 25, 2011, 3:22 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - July 23, 2011, 9:40 am

all 5tyle dude.


OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.


TAGS: if we knew exactly why douglas adams had thought oh no not again we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we currently do
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by whatukno

Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


THE FUTURE -


TAGS: beer and more beer
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - April 4, 2011, 7:08 pm

You should read Tarot, this is also my past & present


BROKENHEART -




THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - The cake is a lie has never been more true! Or more poignant!




TRUSTING FATHERS -




YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN, IF... - You have more wives than teeth.




SHOULD A WOMAN HAVE A CHILD AFTER 40? - NO!!!


TAGS: you don t need more
Rating: 4/5

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NickelinDimer - August 18, 2016, 9:30 am
Can you say, "Clown-car v*****"?... I knew you could!


DODGEBALL - He's doing it right




AMERICAN BADASS -


TAGS: samuel whittemore american revolutionary war veterans america usa
Rating: 4.82/5

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Thedge - November 13, 2014, 12:31 pm
That was America. Would you like a h** Apple Pie with that order, sir?


FLYING RULE NO. 4 - "There are old pilots and there are bold pilots - but there are no old, bold pilots."


TAGS: roscoe turner and gilmore
Rating: 4.65/5

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GySgt1811 - April 26, 2011, 1:32 pm
Yes, we know. It's in the tag lines. Thank you.
orbitalstress - April 25, 2011, 9:02 pm
But when you are that cool, you live long enough to become old and they remember you forever, That´s Roscoe Turner and his loyal Gilmore


GENERAL BONKERS -


TAGS: parody nothing more
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

ICEMAN - April 12, 2011, 8:15 am
5 points of light.
agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
STILL greatness, this one!!!
MrRandom - September 17, 2009, 1:38 am
Instant classic
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 1:01 am
Go on, girlfriend... it draws the yellow out of them medals... n' stuff.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:59 am
Honey, THAT font with THAT color?
agdaniele - September 17, 2009, 12:55 am
THIS is a funny motifake.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:14 pm
FTA... you see a cause celebre in this poster. I, however, am open-minded and intelligent. Haar wove a verbal ***estry, brilliant in color and blinding in wit. We leave the agendafakes to you, and enjoy motifakes ourselves... you blowtard.
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
Figures that Agdaniele would agree with this poster.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
I'd follow that General into Hell and back ... if that's where that annoying little red dot of light leads us, of course. Funny.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm
This one. This is good. Very good.


MORMONS - You can there are no other Mormons here and I am not telling




ARMS FORT - Puts the AT-AT to shame...


TAGS: arms fort armored core for answer
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by Darth Uriel

wtf - October 3, 2008, 9:09 pm
man, let them have their nerd fun


I AM AS FREE AS MY FEARS PERMIT ME TO BE - Watching the world from my cage, to which I hold the key.


TAGS: more than fear itself
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by TrueGrave

HallieMarie - February 13, 2012, 10:46 pm
Great job! Thank5!
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 10:39 pm
light5 out.


COOL - -noun. See: Jack


TAGS: jack nicholson is more awesome than you realize
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

CANADA - December 9, 2009, 5:51 pm
Coolest guy ever!
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 3:50 pm
Nice
Jmac0585 - December 9, 2009, 11:31 am
I met the guy in person, and have no problem with making this poster. The dude is as cool as it gets.


THANK YOU MY LOVE -


TAGS: men should be more honest
Rating: 2.79/5

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Sean - May 26, 2009, 9:30 pm
Thank you. My wife always gets teary eyed whenever I do one of these for her. Oh the satisfaction of a job done.
agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 8:48 pm
I hear Hallmark knocking at your door!


CORPSE DIEM -




Hmmmmm -


TAGS: more bacon equals happy content
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - September 30, 2014, 8:59 pm

(chuckles quietly)
EmilioDumphque - September 30, 2014, 1:22 am
That's even logical: You can't have commercial meat from pigs without strong government regulation everyone obeys out of self interest. Trichinosis is unforgiving.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 11:20 pm
True that


Vernal Equinox -


TAGS: car snow three more weeks
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 4, 2015, 4:47 am
Laughing so hard it huuuurrrrrts! Choke Sputter Choke! My street ices up real bad! Normally I live near the intersection of Snow and Ice. This year I'm up to my ankles in mud! Well played Yuk-yuk! Well played! 5L!
theyuk - February 28, 2015, 8:49 pm
Our elders sometimes add a supplication to the goddess "Jane! Stop this crazy thing!"
lgvernon - February 28, 2015, 8:30 pm

Yes! And we also sing the song of our people at the same time. "Ohhhhhhhhhh. Ssssshhhhhhhhh%&££££t!
Oldsod - February 28, 2015, 7:23 pm
Mmmyessss...my little rig did that very dance in 4WD today.


WEEKEND -


TAGS: nevermore
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

foolinlove - October 13, 2010, 6:36 pm
So cool, that would look nice hangin in my boss office.


DON'T TEST PEOPLE FOR DRUGS -


TAGS: there are more important problems with society
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Cubbybear - March 27, 2010, 3:17 pm
Aren't all those things drugs too?


IVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK -


TAGS: intoxication just one more
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - December 30, 2009, 5:21 pm
Heheh - basket case


IF I HAD A DOLLAR NO TWO -


TAGS: greed calendar vegas never more
Rating: 4.87/5

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mariand - January 12, 2012, 6:02 pm
from my point of view, this is amsome...


IRELAND - More Bars in More Places


TAGS: ireland irish more bars places pub pubs
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Koradan

forseti - April 7, 2010, 7:05 pm
I love Ireland! Irish Pub is my first home...*g*
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:21 am
Five pints of Lucozade in Guiness glasses. Disgraceful.


TRUE... BUT, - It sure sounds like more fun!




MUSHROOMS -


TAGS: eat mushrooms more than once
Rating: 4.87/5

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jedimonk - September 21, 2011, 4:45 pm
Panther!
mariand - September 20, 2011, 11:25 am
LOL @ chaser
CloudchaserS - September 20, 2011, 10:33 am
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, OMG, snake!


BE YOURSELF - Everybody else is taken




THE 3RD WHEEL -


TAGS: 3rd wheel sweat pants arent cool anymore ivan sheesh
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 9:56 pm
Great one!
Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:03 pm
LOL...Dem jeans make a difference! 5 sweaty lions


love is a battlefield -




EVANGELIST -


TAGS: more annoying than panhandlers
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by sickartist

stormXIII - July 19, 2011, 8:54 pm
a few words for a great truth
phydeaux - February 8, 2010, 3:50 am
ROFLMAOPMPAC!! 5L indeed!


THE CLAYMORE MINE -


TAGS: claymore mine zombie defense
Rating: 2.33/5

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Zed - December 8, 2009, 4:59 pm
Or on Light posts and telephone poles around eye level, for when they finally clear the tree-line.
TheSarge - December 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
Thats why you put them in trees...bout eye level.
[email protected] - November 25, 2009, 6:10 am
BLASPHEMY, obvioulsy you didn't read WWZ, they don't work half as well with Coagleted blood and the sound will draw more to your location (economy of force my brutha). Plus the risk of exposure to lay them 15feet outside yer perimeter. Blasphemer


Multiple Personality -




LIMITS -




GOD -




TODAY'S HOROSCOPE -




CLAYMORE - I knew I should have put hacker on...




WE INTERRUPT THIS DREAM - to bring you breaking news out of Memphis


TAGS: i had one more dream to do
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by Wheels

BoneCD - October 29, 2009, 3:15 pm
Epic!
DreMagnum - October 29, 2009, 12:35 pm
It gets my 5 lions, talk about a demotivator
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 29, 2009, 12:30 pm
A pork-chop shaped like Elvis was found today......More news at eleven.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 12:17 pm
Woah. Heavy.


GIRL - GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN!




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Sorry 'bout the 5 candles but Death killed off like 16 of them before he got Jesus to do the rest


TAGS: birthday death grim reaper random in actuality jesus got you 5 more years added on to your life make him proud
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by wampyre

wampyre - March 11, 2010, 8:38 am
21st birthday where Death & Jesus just happen to be there
gunpowdersaint - March 9, 2010, 8:48 am
...so... yeah I'm confused...


CANADIAN MILITARY BASE - Ottawa, we've got a problem.




F E V E R - I've got one, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!




enough is enough -


TAGS: wealth and riches mean nothing when you know there is still more stuff
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 17, 2016, 2:41 pm
You say wiki...I say sticky. Think there's a song in there somewhere lol.
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:46 am
http://www.wikipedia.org/
aliceklein - May 17, 2016, 6:45 am
wiki
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:12 pm
You don't think they're too much? Teehee...thanks for the vote Igs.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:57 pm

Love the colors!~5Ls


The Hedonist -


TAGS: half full empty more wine
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - April 18, 2013, 3:47 pm
Love it…..and why not dial in yer sights on the best...just no dribbling. cheers
Ism - April 18, 2013, 3:41 pm
Look no disrespect was intended... however when an Upstart is practicing basketball he imagines himself Dunking on the Best... Let a Man Dream... & technically i am Humble... cause i am much Greater than i think I am...
GaryO - April 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Huh, seems yer glass is now full of it……Airman made a lot of really good posters, and I do enjoy yours, but there is no match for Airman’s quality/quantity ratio. His glass overflowed. I do wish you well though…
Greeny - April 18, 2013, 7:45 am
Silence is the virtue of those who are not wise Silence is wisdom and gets a man friends Silence is wisdom when speaking is folly
Ism - April 18, 2013, 5:51 am
TYVM Rerun... I've been expecting this Chat... Ever since I began to feel my MotiSeedling was beginning to Blossom with me being so close in numbers of Posters to make Top Creators list... I'm coming for your Title Airman =.=
rerun - April 17, 2013, 8:56 pm

Ism, you have been making some good stuff lately, keep them coming


Aging -


TAGS: age dreams regrets barrymore
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - July 15, 2013, 4:45 pm
Well well, looky there; I’m not ‘old’……yet
Reality Lord - July 15, 2013, 3:48 pm

....sigh....i'm old :(


SENSELESS & POINTLESS - life before motifake devoid of any real purpose




NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - COWBELL More!


TAGS: culos more cowbell
Rating: 4.64/5

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Zook - February 11, 2011, 9:48 pm
GRRRR how do I favorite now?


FATHERLY ADVICE -


TAGS: this hurts me more than it hurts you
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:55 am
Beautiful! 5L
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:01 am
I hear ya about the swats... but it was the right thing to do... I'd never speak against it.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:59 am
And then there were the 'swats' you would get from your teacher. You don't see that anymore.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:58 am
They can sue their parents... hell, my dad said that if I ever tried to run away, I'd break my mom's heart, and he'd kick my a** worse!
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:57 am
That wait... these kids nowadays have no idea.
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:56 am
For me the waiting was just as bad or even worse than the belt.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:55 am
My dad used to hang it on my bedroom doorknob... and tell me to bring it to him every 30 mins. And you wonder why I don't fear anyone now?
ICEMAN - May 30, 2010, 1:53 am
Yep, I remember having to wait for Dad to get home from work.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 10:10 pm
I hear that! "I don't want to do it, but you're making me"
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:36 pm

i remember those days well


Reefer Madness -




BOREDOM - MAY CALENDAR -


TAGS: boredom teaches you more
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - May 21, 2012, 12:50 pm
Thank you very much, Appreciate the comment
M0rd3kaI - May 21, 2012, 12:50 pm
Thank you very much, Appreciate the comment
Kyronic - May 20, 2012, 5:44 pm
Pure poetry.


WALK ON WATER - Practice makes perfect




NEW INVENTION -




MORE - Bacon!


TAGS: more bacon
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

maoworks2 - December 15, 2012, 5:18 pm
I'm In Love 6 To Go .


LAMPNER'S LAW OF EMPLOYMENT -




BLONDE WOES -


TAGS: been there done that more than once
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - July 12, 2009, 12:47 am
Not yet.
BuZZbomb - July 11, 2009, 11:32 pm
Give her some credit. At least the screen doesn't have White Out on it!
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
Just... just... wow.


FORGIVENESS -


TAGS: more feckin chipmunks
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sean - May 12, 2009, 6:29 pm
Toatally cool. Also freakin' hilarious -- and mostly because those cute little bastards only live a couple of years.


Campy Crossovers -




PROBABILITY -


TAGS: a piece of toast falls face down more pzy
Rating: 4.77/5

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falloutghoul - August 27, 2011, 7:04 pm
And when the cat eats that b***ered toast, it'll fold in on itself and make a wormhole. Internet Physiscs ROCK!
ICEMAN - September 9, 2010, 8:41 pm
***e that piece of toast to the back of a cat & drop the cat onto that expensive carpet. What you get is the perfect anti-gravity device. 5L


SIGN OF THE TIMES -


TAGS: more or less
Rating: 4.76/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:31 pm
Superb... as always.
spacedog - November 18, 2010, 5:30 pm
Brilliant.
BoneCD - November 18, 2010, 7:10 am
Some of us just have a bigger hard drive... 5 Poodles


REFLECTION -




SHAGRUG CUBBY - THE END OF AN ERA? -


TAGS: oh no does that mean no more chickfakes
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - November 4, 2010, 10:13 am
LOL...It only the next chapter, pouncing co****s!


THE MILLIONAIRE -




SIR OR MA'AM - a better way to do it


TAGS: no more labeling
Rating: 4.25/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 3:46 pm
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground...
LogicDude - January 26, 2010, 10:15 am
No. Just.....no.
pieman - January 26, 2010, 2:39 am
Very well done sir. Very well done.
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:48 pm
that's the way I was brought up, regardless of difference. "5 respects to your elders."
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 6:59 pm
You sir, are just win


I DON'T OFTEN DRINK - but when I do, I prefer to do it with Cubby


TAGS: more interesting that way
Rating: 4.13/5

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forseti - May 23, 2011, 2:46 am
there is no better way to call yourself a noob! welcome to motifake, you'll know what "a Cubby" is, soon! ;)
arathos - May 23, 2011, 1:51 am
WTF is Cubby?
Zook - August 26, 2010, 3:27 pm
nice
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:20 pm
Brilliant!!!


DISAPPOINTMENT - When you Google 'Desire' and get 7,562 photos of a phone.




ARE YOU KIDDING? -


TAGS: can it get any more amsome
Rating: 3.92/5

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Sidereal - January 21, 2010, 7:59 am
Stickin' it to da world, With cheese


BOB'S ACCIDENT -




HOLY COW - is not amused


TAGS: holy cow serious cow not amused 98rock baltimore josh spiegel
Rating: 3.62/5

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RedTheDude - April 16, 2010, 11:49 pm
was gonna give it a 5, but then I saw the copyright. One step away from greatness.
DreMagnum - December 10, 2009, 6:12 pm
Found it, hey nice copyright logo


CURIOSITY - It Killed the bird too




VANDALISM -


TAGS: isn t colmes more like a 2 2 2
Rating: 3/5

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Smokey - October 29, 2009, 12:56 pm
Actually Shep Smith's kind of balanced too. But for the poster 5 lions.
anonymous - October 29, 2009, 12:29 pm
even though the last one on the right is actually liberal...


PETROGLYPHS - Ancient doodles meant to confuse Or cave men trying to amuse.




CLAYMORES - (Click) hey did...did you hear somthing? (BBOOOOMM)




OBAMA -




FAIL -




MORE BRAINS ON DRUGS - more :)


TAGS: brain drugs rnr more
Rating: 2.18/5

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Woodywood03a - August 16, 2009, 12:17 pm
No, I think that person is right.... Foreman made this grilling system. and also, I don't see no oli.
MeanGene - September 15, 2008, 5:12 am
My fail senses are tingling... Instead of George Foreman it should be Evander Hollyfield... He was the guy who's ear Mike Tyson bit off.


MUST.. - get...more...coffee...!!




SOPHOMORES - The greatest thing about Boise High




TRADE SHOWS - an effective way to get word out about your product or service


TAGS: more traffic
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - June 22, 2014, 11:25 am

I know of at least 100. Scary
GaryO - June 22, 2014, 7:55 am
Heh heh...got me...good on you. (self: TO THE GREENY FILES!)
Greeny - June 22, 2014, 7:36 am
Cool! (But not as cool as having the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders at your booth - couldn't get within 100ft because of the crowd) - now let me rephrase my question: I wonder how many posters with rerun's face exist now...
GaryO - June 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Our marketing guys returned rather triumphantly from the last one with a couple swatches of synthetic that felt very much like human skin. Let your imagination run with that a bit.
GaryO - June 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Surprisingly, the electronics industry still holds lots of shows, of which our company has a booth at three or four a year.
Greeny - June 21, 2014, 11:02 pm
I wonder how many of these exist now...
TheTrashHeap - September 10, 2010, 9:49 pm
G'night RR.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:43 pm

hmmmm, will have to think on that one......anyhow, I am out for the evening.
TheTrashHeap - September 10, 2010, 9:33 pm
I forgot to mention... DON;T TELL HER ABOUT THE SNIPETTY-SNIP!
TheTrashHeap - September 10, 2010, 9:32 pm
Simple solution... Have a vasectomy, then tell her you want more kids. Also grow a mustache... trust me it will help.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 9:30 pm

make p***? Hell, that would mean she would actually have ***......unless there is going to be a baby, not happening
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 9:27 pm
squeeks and squeels?....you guys should make some p***....and keep it far away from us.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 9:24 pm
LOVE IT!
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:59 pm

no, her last name was squeels
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 8:53 pm
I didn't know your last name was "squeeks".....did you take your wife's name.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:32 pm

funny....that is what mr squeeks said about you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 8:24 pm
That's fine...it was a dead lay anyways.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:13 pm

the hamster died this morning
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 8:08 pm
ask yourself why the hamster looks so terrified.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 8:00 pm

I was wondering why the dog was limping....and lisping
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 7:58 pm
I ra**d your pets....BLAM!, Just like that.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:54 pm

ahhh ha
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 7:53 pm
I don't lurk.....I observe. then I strike when you least expect it.
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:50 pm

bovine ninja....I see a poster theme in the future
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 7:47 pm
yeah, like a ninja........
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:46 pm

I wonder what Mooooo will chime in with....you know he is lurking
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 7:43 pm
whoo-hoo!! FTW!!
rerun - September 10, 2010, 7:42 pm

how about candy striper strippers?
GreyScorpion - September 10, 2010, 7:20 pm
or some strippers
Airman - September 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
a candy dish might help
rerun - September 10, 2010, 5:44 pm

I sure hope I get some takers this time


What? -


TAGS: just five more minutes max
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2014, 7:23 pm
It's amazing to me that my brain always decides it would rather have nicotine than stay warm. -33 this morning.
Greeny - March 2, 2014, 2:25 pm
I hate when it's cold out, it's tough to tell when to quit exhaling - 5 hack ptooeys


Dogs -




Walmart bargains -


TAGS: walmart bargains do more harm than good
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 28, 2013, 12:44 pm
Lol, wait - what?
EmilioDumphque - September 28, 2013, 12:09 pm
Wife's pets. (Your welcome.)


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